Pesta seks retro, si jalang panas suka makan zakar

This evening I have been asked by the resistance to look after Madame Latourke's Turkish bar.

I do not know why and it is really not my sort of place.

It has some compensations though.

For a start, my beautiful wife Madame Edith is not here.

And, uh, it is nice to have a change of scenery.