Kongkek liar remaja Asia

This is totally fucking crazy. I didn't ask for this.

I never thought in a million years that I'd be getting a record deal with a hit song on the charts.

Well, sometimes you just gotta say, "What the fuck?"

Remember when I told you how I was afraid to have anyone find out about the

porn movies I had done? Sounds like something bad was about to happen, huh?